Sweet Home Chicago?

Being able to stay in Chicago is looking less and less likely.  It's probably the most infuriating part of this stressful situation.  How can I attend a good law school, in Chicago, get good grades, and be completely unable to find employment in this very town?  This weekend, Chicago firms have spoken.  The rejectors?

Drinker Biddle & Reath (Chicago, IL)

Sidley Austin (Chicago, IL)

Skadden Arps Slate Meagher & Flom (Chicago, IL)

DLA Piper (Chicago, IL)

Hinshaw & Culbertson (Chicago, IL)