I Just Don't Get It...

I know I would make a great associate. I just don't know why I can't get more positive responses to my applications? This weekend's rejectors?

Dorsey & Whitney (Seattle, WA)
Ballard Spahr Andrews & Ingersoll (Philadelphia, PA)
Weil, Gotshal & Manges (New York, NY)
Hangley Aronchick Segal & Pudlin (Philadelphia, PA)
Skadden Arps Slate Meagher & Flom (New York, NY)
Cadwalader Wickersham & Taft (New York, NY)
Spiegel & McDiarmid (Washington, DC)
Briggs and Morgan (Minneapolis, MN)
Winston & Strawn (San Francisco, CA)
Skadden Arps Slate Meagher & Flom (Palo Alto, CA)
Munger Tolles & Olson (Los Angeles, CA)
Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld (Los Angeles, CA)
Fennemore Craig (Phoenix, AZ)
White & Case (Washington, DC)
Lathrop & Gage (Kansas City, MO)
Stone Pigman Walther Wittmann (New Orleans, LA)
Davis & Harman (Washington, DC)
Otten Johnson Robinson Neff & Ragonetti (Denver, CO)