My favorite rejection letters are the ones I get that say how they aren't hiring at this time, but based on my resume they're positive I'll have no problems finding a great job with another firm. That's just hilarious to me. I thought that would be the case. But 9 months of constant rejections is changing my mind.

Yesterday's rejectors?

Sidley Austin (Washington, DC)
Jones Day (Los Angeles, CA)
Barnes Richardson & Colburn (Chicago, IL)
O'Melveny & Myers (Los Angeles, CA)